Persuading the Pigs | 劝猪说

English Original

The ritual officer, in full ceremonial attire, addressed the pigs in the sty with utmost seriousness: "You need not fear death. I shall treat you with the utmost respect and courtesy. I will spend three months fattening you up. Ten days before the ceremony, I will purify myself through bathing and fasting. Three days prior, I will abstain from wine and meat. During the ritual, your legs will be placed upon delicate vessels, cushioned with fragrant couch grass. It will be a grand and solemn occasion, and you should take pride in your participation."


中文翻译

祭祀官身着礼服,严肃地对猪圈里的猪说道:“你们不必怕死。我会对你们极尽礼遇与尊重。我将花三个月时间将你们养得膘肥体壮。祭祀前十日,我将沐浴斋戒以净身心;前三日,我将戒绝酒肉。祭祀之时,你们的腿将被置于精美的礼器之上,垫以芬芳的茅草。那将是一个伟大而庄严的时刻,你们应为能参与此等仪式而感到自豪。”

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