English Original
A blonde was driving home on the freeway after work when a hailstorm hit, leaving her car covered in dents. She went to a body shop and asked the owner for a repair quote.
Seeing she was blonde, the owner winked at his partner and told her it wouldn't cost anything if she followed his instructions carefully.
She drove home. When her blonde roommate came out, she found her friend sitting behind the car, blowing hard into the tailpipe.
"What on earth are you doing?" she asked.
Her friend looked up with a big smile and a black ring around her mouth. "The man at the body shop said I could save a lot on repairs if I blew really hard into the tailpipe. He said all the dents would pop out!"
"Duhhh," said her friend, "but first you have to roll up all the windows!!!"
中文翻译
一位金发女士下班后在高速公路上开车回家时，遭遇了一场冰雹，她的车被砸得坑坑洼洼。她去了一个修车厂，询问老板修理费用。
老板见她是个金发女郎，便向他的搭档使了个眼色，然后告诉她，如果她仔细按照他的指示做，就不需要花一分钱。
她开车回了家。当她的金发室友出来时，发现她的朋友正坐在车后面，使劲往排气管里吹气。
“你到底在干什么？”她问道。
她的朋友抬起头，咧嘴笑着，嘴上有一圈黑印。“修车厂的那个人说，如果我使劲往排气管里吹气，就能省下一大笔修理费。他说所有的凹痕都会弹出来！”
“哎呀，”她的朋友说，“但你得先把所有车窗都摇上去！！！”