PreMed Physics | 医学预科生的物理课

English Original

One day, our professor was explaining a particularly complex concept.

A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"

"To save lives," the professor replied curtly and resumed the lecture.

A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again.

"So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.

"It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical school," the professor retorted.


中文翻译

一天,我们的教授正在讲解一个特别复杂的概念。

一名医学预科生粗鲁地打断了他,问道:“我们为什么要学这些东西?”

“为了拯救生命,”教授简短地回应道,然后继续讲课。

几分钟后,同一个学生又开口了。

“那物理是怎么拯救生命的呢?”他追问道。

“它能防止无知者进入医学院,”教授反驳道。

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