It was local election time, and a candidate was visiting homes in his district.
At one house, a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?"
"Neither," said the child. "She's in the bathroom."
正值地方选举期间，一位候选人正在拜访其选区的各家各户。
来到一户人家，一个小男孩开了门。“告诉我，年轻人，”这位政客问道，“你妈妈是共和党还是民主党？”
“都不是，”孩子答道，“她在浴室里。”
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