English Original
A woman invites a man back to her apartment one evening. As they enter, she immediately suggests they try "69."
"What's that?" he asks, confused.
Realizing his inexperience, she explains, "I put my head between your legs, and you put your head between mine."
Still unclear but not wanting to spoil the mood, he agrees. The moment they assume the position, she lets out a loud fart.
"What was that?" he asks.
"Oops! Sorry, let's try again," she says.
They resume the position, and she does it again. The man gets up and starts putting on his coat.
"Wait, where are you going?" she asks.
The man replies, "If you think I'm staying for 67 more of those, you're crazy!"
中文翻译
一天晚上，一位女士邀请一位男士回到她的公寓。一进门，她就立刻建议尝试“69式”。
“那是什么？”他困惑地问道。
意识到他缺乏经验，她解释道：“我把头放在你两腿之间，你把头放在我两腿之间。”
他仍然不太明白，但不想破坏气氛，便同意了。就在他们摆好姿势的那一刻，她放了一个响屁。
“那是什么？”他问。
“哎呀！对不起，我们再来一次，”她说。
他们重新摆好姿势，她又放了一个。男士起身开始穿外套。
“等等，你要去哪儿？”她问。
男士回答：“如果你觉得我会留下来再听67个那样的声音，那你一定是疯了！”