Genie in a Bottle | 瓶中精灵

English Original

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were walking along a beach on their island when one of them spotted a bottle on the ground. Inside, they found a genie, who granted each of them one wish.

The brunette said, "I miss my family. I wish I were home again." With a puff of smoke, she vanished. The redhead made the same wish and disappeared as well.

Left alone on the beach, the blonde began to cry. She said, "I wish my friends would come back."


中文翻译

一位金发女郎、一位棕发女郎和一位红发女郎正在她们岛屿的海滩上散步,其中一人发现地上有一个瓶子。瓶子里住着一个精灵,它答应实现她们每人一个愿望。

棕发女郎说:“我想念我的家人。我希望我能再次回家。”随着一股烟雾,她消失了。红发女郎许下了同样的愿望,也消失了。

独自留在海滩上的金发女郎哭了起来。她说:“我希望我的朋友们能回来。”

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