English Original
One winter morning in Denver, a husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are expecting 8 to 10 inches of snow today. Please park your car on the even-numbered side of the street to allow snowplows to pass."
The wife went out and moved her car.
A week later, during breakfast again, the announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. Please park on the odd-numbered side of the street."
The wife went out and moved her car again.
The following week, as they were having breakfast, the announcer began, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the power went out. The wife was very upset. With a worried look, she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street should I park on for the snowplows?"
With the tone of loving understanding that husbands of blondes are known for, he replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
中文翻译
丹佛的一个冬日早晨，一对夫妻正在吃早餐时听广播。他们听到播音员说：“预计今天将有8到10英寸的降雪。请将您的车辆停放在街道偶数编号的一侧，以便扫雪车通过。”
妻子出去挪动了她的车。
一周后，他们再次吃早餐时，播音员说道：“预计今天将有10到12英寸的降雪。请将车辆停放在街道奇数编号的一侧。”
妻子又出去挪了一次车。
又过了一周，他们吃早餐时，播音员开始播报：“预计今天将有12到14英寸的降雪。您必须停放在……”这时停电了。妻子非常着急，面带忧色地说：“亲爱的，我不知道该怎么办了。我该把车停在哪边才能让扫雪车通过呢？”
丈夫用一种众所周知的、娶了金发妻子的男人所特有的充满爱意与理解的语气回答道：“这次你为什么不干脆把它停在车库里呢？”