Blind, Blond & Ballsy | 盲人、金发与胆量

English Original

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next to him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"

The man replies, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he's blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"

The blind man pauses and says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to explain it five times."


中文翻译

一位盲人走进酒吧,拍了拍身旁的男子,说道:“嘿,想听个关于金发女郎的笑话吗?”

男子回应道:“听着,伙计,我就是金发。我身后那位400磅重的职业摔跤手也是金发。保镖是金发。坐在你左边的那位也是金发。还想讲那个笑话吗?”

盲人沉默片刻,说道:“算了,我可不想解释五遍。”

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