English Original
After being served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a Southern gentleman beckoned the waitress over and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a lovely, lovely lady; can I persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"
"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the waitress. She looked around, smiled, and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too, and it's pretty slow here. Why don't we slip away to my room?"
Half an hour later, the pair returned. The man sat back down, and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"
"Why, yes," replied the gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and neighborly. But where I come from in Alabama, we like our bourbon real cold, so I still need to trouble y'all for a piece of ice for my drink."
中文翻译
在拉斯维加斯一家鸡尾酒廊接受服务后，一位南方绅士把女服务员叫到身边，轻声说道：“小姐，您真是位可爱、可爱的女士；我能请您给我一块‘屁股’吗？”
“天哪，这是我听过最直接的提议了！”女服务员倒吸一口气。她环顾四周，笑了笑，补充道：“当然，为什么不呢？您长得也不错，而且现在这里挺清闲的。我们何不溜去我的房间？”
半小时后，两人回来了。男士重新坐下，女服务员问道：“先生，还需要别的吗？”
“哦，是的，”绅士回答。“我非常感谢您刚才为我做的事；那真是非常贴心，很有邻里情谊。但在我来自的阿拉巴马州，我们喜欢把波本威士忌弄得非常冰，所以我仍然需要麻烦您给我的饮料来一块冰。”