English Original
What is a worm's favorite band?
Mud!
What is the maggot army called?
The Apple Corps!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?
It has a blue light!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?
Where in earth have you been!
When should you stop for a glow worm?
When he has a red light!
中文翻译
蠕虫最喜欢的乐队是什么？
泥巴乐队（Mud，双关“泥巴”和乐队名）！
蛆虫军队叫什么？
苹果核部队（Apple Corps，双关“苹果核”和“苹果公司”）！
为什么两条虫子没能在苹果里登上诺亚方舟？
因为大家都必须成双成对地上去！
蠕虫的首相是谁？
玛格丽特·撒切尔（Maggot Thatcher，双关“蛆虫”和“玛格丽特·撒切尔”）！
你怎么判断你看到的是一只萤火虫警察？
它闪着蓝光！
你怎么分辨虫子的头尾？
挠它中间，看看哪一头会笑！
你怎么让一只萤火虫开心？
切掉它的尾巴，它就“没尾巴”了（de-lighted，双关“高兴”和“没光”）！
一条虫子回家晚了，对另一条虫子说了什么？
你到底去哪儿了（Where in earth，双关“到底”和“在地里”）！
你什么时候该为一只萤火虫停车？
当它亮红灯的时候！