A Doctor and a Lawyer | 医生与律师

English Original

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.


中文翻译

一位医生和一位律师在派对上交谈。他们的谈话不断被打断,人们向医生描述自己的疾病,并寻求免费的医疗建议。

一小时后,恼怒的医生问律师:“当你在办公室外时,你怎么阻止人们向你寻求法律建议?”

“我给他们建议,”律师回答,“然后给他们寄账单。”医生很震惊,但同意试一试。

第二天,医生仍感到些许内疚,他准备好了账单。当他去把账单放进邮箱时,发现了一封来自律师的账单。

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