English Original
The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
Men who are not so handsome but are nice have no money.
The men who are not so handsome but are nice with money think we are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
中文翻译
好男人不帅。
帅男人不好。
又帅又好的男人是同性恋。
又帅又好又是异性恋的男人都结婚了。
不帅但好的男人没有钱。
不帅但好又有钱的男人认为我们只图他们的钱。
帅但没钱的男人图我们的钱。
帅但不太好、还算异性恋的男人嫌我们不够漂亮。
觉得我们漂亮、是异性恋、人还不错又有钱的男人，却又很懦弱。
有点帅、人不错、有点钱、谢天谢地还是异性恋的男人，偏偏害羞且从不主动！
那些从不主动的男人，一旦我们采取主动，就会对我们失去兴趣。
现在……到底有谁了解男人？