English Original
A doctor recently had a patient drop in for an unscheduled appointment.
"What can I do for you today?" the doctor asked.
The elderly gentleman replied, "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get bleary, my legs go weak, and I can hardly catch my breath. Doctor, I'm scared!"
The doctor, looking at his 86-year-old patient, said, "Mr. Smith, these sensations tend to happen over time, especially to a man of your advanced years. But tell me, when did you first notice these symptoms?"
The old gentleman's response was, "Well... three times last night, and twice again this morning!"
中文翻译
最近，一位医生遇到一位病人未经预约突然来访。
医生问：“今天我能为您做些什么？”
这位年长的绅士回答：“医生，您一定要帮帮我。每次我和妻子行房时，我的眼睛就变得模糊，双腿发软，几乎喘不上气……医生，我很害怕！”
医生看着这位86岁的病人，说道：“史密斯先生，这些感觉往往会随着时间推移而出现，尤其是对您这样高龄的男士来说。但是告诉我，您第一次注意到这些症状是什么时候？”
这位老先生的回答是：“嗯……昨晚三次，今天早上又两次！”