English Original
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
中文翻译
问：换一个灯泡需要多少位超现实主义者？
答：两位。一位负责抓住长颈鹿，另一位负责用色彩鲜艳的机床工具把浴缸填满。
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