Late one night at the insane asylum, one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
一天深夜，在疯人院里，一个病人大喊：“我是拿破仑！”
另一个病人问道：“你怎么知道？”
第一个病人说：“上帝告诉我的！”
就在这时，另一个房间传来一个声音喊道：“我没有！”
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