English Original
Sam and Bessie are senior citizens. Sam had always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy boots. One day, seeing them on sale, he bought a pair and wore them home.
"So, do you notice anything different about me?" he asked Bessie.
"What's different? It's the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same pants."
"What's different?" Frustrated, Sam went into the bathroom, undressed, and came out completely naked, wearing only his new boots. "Bessie, do you notice anything different now?"
"What's different, Sam? It's hanging down today; it was hanging down yesterday and will be hanging down again tomorrow."
Angrily, Sam yelled, "Do you know why it's hanging down? 'Cause it's looking at my new boots!!"
Bessie replied, "You shoulda bought a hat!"
中文翻译
山姆和贝茜是一对老年夫妇。山姆一直想要一双昂贵的鳄鱼皮牛仔靴。一天，看到靴子打折，他买了一双，穿着回家了。
“那么，你注意到我有什么不同了吗？”他问贝茜。
“有什么不同？你穿的还是昨天那件衬衫和那条裤子。”
“有什么不同？”山姆感到沮丧，走进浴室，脱掉衣服，然后全身赤裸地走了出来，只穿着他的新靴子。“贝茜，现在你注意到有什么不同了吗？”
“有什么不同，山姆？它今天垂着；昨天也垂着，明天还会垂着。”
山姆生气地喊道：“你知道它为什么垂着吗？因为它正看着我的新靴子！！”
贝茜回答说：“你该买顶帽子！”