A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to. He saw two men sitting on a porch and said, "I'm moving here from the city, what do you guys do around here?"
The men answered, "Go hunt'n, kill things, 'n screw".
He then asked, "What do you hunt and kill?"
The men replied, "Sumt'n ta screw."
一个男人开车穿过西弗吉尼亚州，想找个地方搬过去住。他看到两个男人坐在门廊上，便问道：“我要从城里搬到这里来，你们平时在这儿都做些什么？”
那两个男人回答：“去打猎，杀点东西，然后搞。”
他接着问：“你们打猎和杀的是什么东西？”
男人们答道：“搞的东西。”
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