English Original
What is a spider's favorite TV show?
The newly web game!
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
You're spinning me a yarn here!
What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Why are spiders like tops?
They are always spinning!
What do you call 100 spiders on a tyre?
A spinning wheel!
What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?
Four anti-road protesters?
What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
Darn it!
What do you call a big Irish spider?
Paddy long legs!
What is red and dangerous?
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
中文翻译
蜘蛛最喜欢的电视节目是什么？
新上线的网络游戏！
当蜘蛛丈夫试图解释他为什么迟到时，蜘蛛妻子对他说了什么？
你这是在给我编故事（纺纱）呢！
如果把狼蛛和玫瑰杂交，会得到什么？
我不确定，但我可不敢去闻它！
为什么蜘蛛像陀螺？
因为它们总是在旋转（结网）！
你怎么称呼轮胎上的100只蜘蛛？
一个纺车！
什么东西有八条腿，还喜欢住在树上？
四个反修路的抗议者？
蜘蛛弄破自己的新网时说了什么？
真该死！（"Darn"与"织补"谐音）
你怎么称呼一只巨大的爱尔兰蜘蛛？
帕迪长腿！（戏仿"Daddy Long Legs"（长腿爸爸/盲蛛））
什么东西是红色的而且很危险？
草莓狼蛛果冻！