Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.
Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way, what did I say to you?
Wife: I love you, dear.
妻子：亲爱的，你昨晚看上去真的醉了，饭桌上老唠叨一件事。
丈夫：真的吗？千万别信一个醉汉说的话，对了，我都说了什么？
妻子：我爱你，亲爱的。
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