A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
一名男子走进医生的诊室。他的鼻子里插着一根黄瓜，左耳朵里塞着一根胡萝卜，右耳朵里塞着一根香蕉。
“我这是怎么了？”他问医生。
医生回答说：“你饮食不当。”
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