A Cucumber, A Carrot and a Banana | 黄瓜、胡萝卜和香蕉

English Original

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.

The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."


中文翻译

一名男子走进医生的诊室。他的鼻子里插着一根黄瓜,左耳朵里塞着一根胡萝卜,右耳朵里塞着一根香蕉。

“我这是怎么了?”他问医生。

医生回答说:“你饮食不当。”

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