English Original
Mother: What are you crying for?
Tommy: Teacher kept me in for something I didn't do.
Mother: Something you didn't do? What was it?
Tommy: M-m-my lessons.
中文翻译
妈妈：你哭什么？
汤米：老师为了一件我没做的事把我留下了。
妈妈：一件你没做的事？什么事？
汤米：我……我的作业。
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