Our restaurant manager was a much beloved, jovial man. However, one topic was strictly off-limits in his presence — his height, or rather, his lack of it.
One day, he stormed in and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!"
Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for one who blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"
我们餐厅的经理是一位深受爱戴、开朗的人。然而，有一个话题在他面前是绝对禁止的——他的身高，或者说，他身高的不足。
一天，他怒气冲冲地闯进来，宣布道：“有人偷了我的钱包！”
我和其他大多数女服务员都哑口无言，只有一位脱口而出：“谁能如此卑劣？”
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