The Smartest Dog | 最聪明的狗

English Original

A man visited a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.

He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."


中文翻译

一位男士去拜访朋友,惊讶地发现朋友正在和他的狗下象棋。

他震惊地旁观了一会儿。

“我简直不敢相信自己的眼睛!”他惊呼道,“这是我见过最聪明的狗!”

“不,它没那么聪明,”朋友回答,“五局里我赢了三局。”

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