English Original
A middle-aged woman suffers a heart attack. During surgery, she has a near-death experience and sees God. She asks if this is the end.
God replies, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live."
After recovering, she decides to make the most of her extra decades. She stays in the hospital for a series of cosmetic procedures: a face-lift, liposuction, a tummy tuck, and hair dye.
Following her final surgery, she walks out of the hospital and is immediately struck by an ambulance.
Standing before God once more, she asks, "I thought you said I had another 30 or 40 years?"
God replies, "To tell you the truth, I didn't recognize you."
中文翻译
一位中年妇女心脏病发作。在手术台上，她经历了一次濒死体验，并见到了上帝。她问这是否就是终点。
上帝回答：“不，你还有30到40年的寿命。”
康复后，她决定充分利用这多出来的几十年。她留在医院接受了一系列整容手术：面部拉皮、抽脂、腹部除皱和染发。
完成最后一项手术后，她走出医院，立刻被一辆救护车撞倒。
她再次站在上帝面前，问道：“我以为你说过我还有30或40年？”
上帝回答：“说实话，我刚才没认出你来。”