Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here!"
The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
两位律师走进一家餐厅，点了两杯饮料。然后他们从公文包里拿出三明治，开始吃了起来。
店主大步走过来对他们说：“你们不能在这里吃自己的三明治！”
两位律师对视了一眼，耸了耸肩，然后交换了手中的三明治。
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