English Original
Why Is He Howling?
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
中文翻译
他为何喊叫？
牙医：请别再喊了。我还没碰你的牙呢。
病人：我知道，可你正踩着我的脚呢！
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