Why Is He Howling? | 他为何喊叫？

The Horse Called | 会打电话的马

A man explains that "Mary" in a letter is a horse he bet ...

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The Corked Bottle | 塞紧的瓶塞

A patient's literal interpretation of a medicine bottle's...

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Good Wishes | 美好的心愿

A boy tells his teacher his father intends to send roast ...

anecdote beginner-english

I Want to Buy That | 我想买那个

A blonde woman repeatedly changes her hair color after be...

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A White Lie | 善意的谎言

A nearsighted wife mistakes a mirror for a painting at a ...

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Monkey Business | 带它去动物园

A policeman misunderstands his boss's order to take a str...

anecdote beginner-english

Hunting Skills | 打猎的技巧

A hunter shares his simple technique for finding bears, b...

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Which Heart Is Better? | 谁的心脏更好？

A heart attack patient must choose between a lawyer's hea...

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It's Me All Right | 这就是我

A woman humorously misunderstands a bank teller's request...

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The Blondes' Disney Trip | 金发女郎的迪士尼之旅

Two blondes misinterpret a directional sign for Disney Wo...

beginner-english blonde-joke

The Interview | 面试

Three blondes interview for a police detective position b...

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The Perfect Hat | 完美的帽子

A fussy customer's witty retort turns a salesman's flatte...

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That Is Not My Dog | 那不是我的狗

A woman is bitten by a dog in a pet shop after the shopke...

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I'm the Groom | 我是新郎

A speeding motorist is jailed by an officer who thinks th...

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Does Your Dog Bite? | 你的狗咬人吗？

A tourist asks an old man if his dog bites, receives a ne...

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Competition | 竞赛

A humorous dialogue where Jon reveals he won a gold watch...

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My Good Ol' Dog | 我的老伙计

A country bumpkin misunderstands a policeman's warnings a...

anecdote beginner-english

A Prayer for Hearing | 为听力祈祷

A man asks a preacher to pray for his "hearing," leading ...

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A Careless Barber | 粗心的理发师

A barber, mistaking a customer's throat for a red scarf, ...

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Blondes and the News | 金发女郎与新闻

Two women watch a live news report of a man threatening t...

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