English Original
So you think your life is bad...
Just think how bad the life of an egg is...
- You only get laid once.
- You only get eaten once.
- It takes 4 minutes to get hard and 2 minutes to get soft.
- You have to share a box with 11 other guys.
- And the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
Now don't you feel better?
Hell no!
中文翻译
所以,你觉得你的生活很糟糕……
那就想想一枚鸡蛋的生活有多惨吧……
- 你只被“下”一次。
- 你只被吃一次。
- 变硬需要4分钟,变软只需2分钟。
- 你得和另外11个“家伙”挤在一个盒子里。
- 唯一一只曾坐在你脸上的“小鸡”是你妈。
现在,你是不是感觉好多了?
才怪!