The Life of an Egg | 一枚鸡蛋的悲催一生

English Original

So you think your life is bad...

Just think how bad the life of an egg is...

  • You only get laid once.
  • You only get eaten once.
  • It takes 4 minutes to get hard and 2 minutes to get soft.
  • You have to share a box with 11 other guys.
  • And the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

Now don't you feel better?

Hell no!


中文翻译

所以,你觉得你的生活很糟糕……

那就想想一枚鸡蛋的生活有多惨吧……

  • 你只被“下”一次。
  • 你只被吃一次。
  • 变硬需要4分钟,变软只需2分钟。
  • 你得和另外11个“家伙”挤在一个盒子里。
  • 唯一一只曾坐在你脸上的“小鸡”是你妈。

现在,你是不是感觉好多了?

才怪!

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