Two Questions | 两个问题

English Original

"You're a high priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"

"Absolutely! What's the second question?"


中文翻译

"你可是个收费高昂的律师!如果我给你500美元,你能回答我两个问题吗?"

"当然!你的第二个问题是什么?"

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