Two Questions | 两个问题

Three Questions | 三个问题

A man questions a lawyer's high fee for three questions, ...

dialogue humor

A Good Start | 良好的开端

A classic joke that uses a play on words to deliver a hum...

humor joke

A Lawyer and a Pig | 律师与猪

A classic joke contrasting professions and animal instinc...

beginner humor

The Incompetent Lawyer | 不称职的律师

A lawyer stops a mental competency exam after two questio...

beginner dialogue

He Is Really Somebody | 他真是个大人物

A humorous dialogue reveals the irony of someone claiming...

beginner dialogue

Cooking With Cannibals | 食人族烹饪记

Two cannibals discuss cooking techniques, with one compla...

dark-humor dialogue

A Saint's Spelling Bee | 圣徒的拼字游戏

A woman earns entry to heaven by spelling "love," then is...

dialogue heaven

The Itchy Midget | 发痒的矮人

A midget complains of itchy "balls" to a doctor, who perf...

dialogue humor

What Type of Tracks? | 这是什么动物的足迹？

Two lawyers argue over identifying animal tracks while hu...

humor joke

In a Year | 一年后

A palmist tells a customer they will die within a year ba...

dialogue humor

A Lincoln-esque Love Life | 林肯式爱情生活

A man dressed as Abraham Lincoln explains his costume rep...

dialogue english-learning

The Smartest Dog | 最聪明的狗

Three professionals test their dogs' intelligence through...

animals dialogue

The Three Types of Bras | 胸罩的三种类型

A man shopping for a bra is humorously told there are onl...

cultural-reference dialogue

All Lawyers Are Assholes! | 所有律师都是混蛋！

A joke about a bar patron who objects to a sweeping insul...

dialogue humor

Three in One Grave | 一墓三人

A visitor misinterprets a tombstone's description of one ...

english-learning humor

A Lawyer and an Honest Man | 律师与诚实的人

A little girl misunderstands a tombstone inscription that...

dialogue humor

I Want to Buy That | 我想买那个

A blonde woman repeatedly changes her hair color after be...

beginner dialogue

The Mean Man's Party | 吝啬鬼的待客之道

A notorious cheapskate instructs a friend to use his elbo...

dialogue everyday-life

The Naming of Things | 命名之事

A woman awakens from a coma to learn her brother named he...

beginner dialogue

Do You Serve Lawyers | 您接待律师吗

A man brings an alligator into a bar and asks if lawyers ...

anecdote beginner