A doctor is talking to a car mechanic: "Your hourly rate is several times higher than what we get paid for medical care."
The mechanic replies, "That's true, doc. But you see, you've always worked on the same model—it hasn't changed since Adam. We, on the other hand, have to keep up with new models coming out every month."
一位医生对汽车修理工说：“你每小时的收费比我们提供医疗服务的报酬高出好几倍。”
修理工回答道：“没错，医生。但你看，你一直修理的都是同一个‘型号’——从亚当时代起就没变过。而我们呢，每个月都得跟上新车型的节奏。”
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