English Original
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say 'ass' and I'll say 'hell'."
All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother asks them what they'd like for breakfast.
"Aw, hell," says the eight-year-old, "gimme some Cheerios."
His mother backhands him off the stool, sending him bawling out of the room, and turns to the younger brother. "What'll you have?"
"I dunno," quavers the six-year-old, "but you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Cheerios."
中文翻译
两个小孩，一个六岁，一个八岁，决定是时候学学怎么说脏话了。于是，八岁的对六岁的说：“好，你说‘屁股’，我说‘见鬼’。”
两人对这个计划兴奋不已，一起冲下楼。他们的妈妈问他们早餐想吃什么。
“哦，见鬼，”八岁的孩子说，“给我来点麦圈。”
他妈妈反手一巴掌把他从凳子上打了下来，他嚎啕大哭着跑出了房间。妈妈转向弟弟：“你要吃什么？”
“我不知道，”六岁的孩子声音颤抖着说，“但你可以用你的屁股打赌，绝对不是麦圈。”