Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
布朗夫人：哦，天哪，我把我珍贵的小狗弄丢了！
史密斯夫人：但你必须在报纸上登个寻狗启事啊！
布朗夫人：没用的，我的小狗不识字。
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