A man with a long history of car theft was caught by the police after another attempted theft.
The prosecutor asked him, "Now tell the court how you came to take that car." In his defense, the man replied, "The car was parked by a cemetery. I thought the owner was dead, so I took it."
一名有长期偷车前科的男子，在又一次作案时被警方抓获。
检察官质问他："现在向法庭陈述你是如何偷走那辆车的。" 男子为自己辩解道："那辆车停在一个墓地旁边。我以为车主已经死了，所以就把它开走了。"
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