The Greatest Swordsman | 天下第一剑客

English Original

At an exhibition of the world's greatest swordsmen, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with a swift arc of his sword, he cut it in half. The crowd cheered. Next, the second-place contender sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.

His blade descended in a mighty arc—yet the insect flew on, unharmed! The crowd was aghast. The master had seemingly missed completely, but he wore a serene smile.

"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"

"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching carefully enough. The fly lives, yes—but he will never be a father."


中文翻译

在一场世界顶级剑客的展示会上,季军剑客率先登场。一只苍蝇被放出,只见他剑光一闪,便将苍蝇斩为两半。观众欢呼起来。接着,亚军剑客登场,将一只苍蝇切成了四份。现场顿时鸦雀无声,众人屏息期待着天下第一剑客的表演。

他的利剑以雷霆之势挥下——然而,那只苍蝇却安然无恙地飞走了!观众目瞪口呆。这位大师似乎完全失手了,但他脸上却挂着平静的微笑。

“你为什么这么高兴?”有人喊道,“你没打中!”

“啊,”剑客答道,“你们看得不够仔细。苍蝇确实还活着——但它永远当不了父亲了。”

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