The Personal Ad Prank | 一则征友广告的玩笑

English Original

This is considered one of the best singles ads ever printed, reportedly listed in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....

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中文翻译

这则广告被认为是史上最精彩的单身征友广告之一,据称曾刊登在《亚特兰大日报》上。

单身黑人女性寻求男性伴侣,种族不限。我是一个非常喜欢玩耍的好女孩。我喜欢在树林里长时间散步,坐你的皮卡车,打猎、露营和钓鱼旅行,以及依偎在火炉旁度过舒适的冬夜。烛光晚餐会让我对你百依百顺。当你下班回家时,我会一丝不挂地在前门迎接你。请致电 (404) 875-6420 找黛西,我等着你……

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