The Blonde in the Doctor's Office | 医生办公室里的金发女郎

English Original

A woman with brown hair visits the doctor's office.

She tells the doctor, "It hurts all over my body."

The doctor says, "Point to where it hurts."

She points to her shoulder and yells, "Ouch!" She then points to her hip and yells, "Ouch!" Finally, she points to her knee and screams, "Ouch!!!"

The doctor asks, "Are you a natural blonde who dyed her hair brown?"

She replies, "Yes, how did you know?"

He answers, "YOU HAVE A BROKEN FINGER!"


中文翻译

一位棕发女子走进医生办公室。

她告诉医生:“我全身都疼。”

医生说:“指一下哪里疼。”

她指着自己的肩膀喊道:“哎哟!”接着,她指着自己的臀部喊道:“哎哟!”最后,她指着自己的膝盖痛苦地尖叫:“哎哟!!!”

医生问道:“你原本是金发,然后把头发染成了棕色,对吗?”

她回答:“是的,你怎么知道?”

医生答道:“你的手指骨折了!

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