The Blonde in the Doctor's Office | 医生办公室里的金发女郎

English Original

A woman with brown hair visits the doctor's office.

She tells the doctor, "It hurts all over my body."

The doctor says, "Point to where it hurts."

She points to her shoulder and yells, "Ouch!" She then points to her hip and yells, "Ouch!" Finally, she points to her knee and screams, "Ouch!!!"

The doctor asks, "Are you a natural blonde who dyed her hair brown?"

She replies, "Yes, how did you know?"

He answers, "YOU HAVE A BROKEN FINGER!"


中文翻译

一位棕发女子走进医生办公室。

她告诉医生:“我全身都疼。”

医生说:“指一下哪里疼。”

她指着自己的肩膀喊道:“哎哟!”接着,她指着自己的臀部喊道:“哎哟!”最后,她指着自己的膝盖痛苦地尖叫:“哎哟!!!”

医生问道:“你原本是金发,然后把头发染成了棕色,对吗?”

她回答:“是的,你怎么知道?”

医生答道:“你的手指骨折了!

阅读记录
请先 登录 后记录阅读完成
为这篇文章评分
点击星星进行评分(1-5分)
相关文章
The Interview | 面试

Three blondes interview for a police detective position b...

beginner-english dialogue
Which Heart Is Better? | 谁的心脏更好?

A heart attack patient must choose between a lawyer's hea...

beginner-english dialogue
A Broken Finger | 一根骨折的手指

A woman complains of pain "all over" her body to her doct...

beginner-english dialogue
Competition | 竞赛

A humorous dialogue where Jon reveals he won a gold watch...

beginner-english dialogue
Why Is He Howling? | 他为何喊叫?

A humorous dialogue at the dentist's office reveals the p...

beginner-english dialogue
A Careless Barber | 粗心的理发师

A barber, mistaking a customer's throat for a red scarf, ...

beginner-english dialogue
A Lincoln-esque Love Life | 林肯式爱情生活

A man dressed as Abraham Lincoln explains his costume rep...

dialogue english-learning
The Smartest Dog | 最聪明的狗

Three professionals test their dogs' intelligence through...

animals dialogue
A Lawyer and an Honest Man | 律师与诚实的人

A little girl misunderstands a tombstone inscription that...

dialogue humor
Excuse for Speeding | 超速的理由

Two men, Harry and Lloyd, give a humorous and illogical e...

anecdote beginner-english
All Lawyers Are Assholes! | 所有律师都是混蛋!

A joke about a bar patron who objects to a sweeping insul...

dialogue humor
The Horse Called | 会打电话的马

A man explains that "Mary" in a letter is a horse he bet ...

anecdote beginner-english
Do You Serve Lawyers | 您接待律师吗

A man brings an alligator into a bar and asks if lawyers ...

anecdote beginner
The Looney Bin | 疯人院

A humorous short story set in an asylum, where one inmate...

beginner dialogue
Who Is My Father? | 谁是我爸爸?

A child reports a man beating his father, but when police...

beginner-english dialogue
Good Wishes | 美好的心愿

A boy tells his teacher his father intends to send roast ...

anecdote beginner-english
I Want to Buy That | 我想买那个

A blonde woman repeatedly changes her hair color after be...

beginner dialogue
The Mean Man's Party | 吝啬鬼的待客之道

A notorious cheapskate instructs a friend to use his elbo...

dialogue everyday-life
Uncle Sam and the Farmer | 山姆大叔与农夫

Uncle Sam looks down on farmers as foolish. When a farmer...

beginner-english cultural-exchange
Still a Virgin | 仍是处女

A woman confesses to a priest that despite three previous...

dialogue humor