A science teacher was giving a biology lecture to his class. "Now," he said, "I'll show you the frog in my pocket." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a moment, thought deeply, and said, "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."
一位科学老师正在给学生们上生物课。"现在，"他说，"我给你们看看我口袋里的青蛙。"他把手伸进口袋，却拿出了一份鸡肉三明治。他困惑地看了一眼，沉思片刻，说道："真奇怪。我明明记得我已经把午饭吃掉了。"
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