English Original
Jon was looking for a little "action." He met a young woman at a bar and took her back to his hotel room, unaware that she was nearly a nymphomaniac.
After six rounds of sex, she was still screaming for more. Following the eighth time, Jon excused himself, saying he needed to slip out to buy a pack of cigarettes.
On his way out, he stopped at the men's room. Standing before the urinal, he unzipped his pants and felt a moment of panic when he couldn't find "it."
After fumbling for a couple of minutes, he finally said, "Look, it's okay. She's not here!"
中文翻译
乔恩想找点“乐子”。他在酒吧遇到一位年轻女子，并把她带回了酒店房间，却不知道她近乎一位性瘾者。
六次云雨之后，她仍尖叫着索求更多。第八次结束后，乔恩借口说要溜出去买包烟。
出门途中，他进了男厕所。站在小便池前，他拉开裤子拉链，却惊恐地一时找不到“它”。
摸索了几分钟后，他终于说道：“嘿，没事了。她不在这儿！”