Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato suddenly started walking very fast. The second tomato asked, "Where are we going?"
The first tomato didn't answer, so the second tomato asked again. Still getting no reply, the second tomato repeated the question.
Finally, the first tomato turned slowly and said, "Aren't we tomatoes? Since when can we talk?"
两颗番茄去逛街。第一颗番茄突然走得飞快。第二颗番茄问道：“我们要去哪里？”
第一颗番茄没有回答，于是第二颗番茄又问了一遍。仍然没有得到回应，第二颗番茄再次重复了问题。
终于，第一颗番茄慢慢转过头来说：“我们不是番茄吗？我们什么时候会说话了？”
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