The Bug in the Alcohol | 酒精中的虫子

English Original

To demonstrate the harmful effects of alcohol, a teacher placed a bug into a glass filled with alcohol. The bug soon died.

The teacher then asked a student, "What does this experiment show?"

The student replied, "It shows that if people drink more alcohol, they won't get parasites."


中文翻译

为了证明酒精的危害,一位老师将一只虫子放入一个装满酒精的玻璃杯中。虫子很快就死了。

老师接着问一名学生:“这个实验说明了什么?”

学生答道:“这说明如果人多喝酒,就不会长寄生虫。”

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