English Original
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these."
The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons, and mint. However, when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your mommy and daddy probably call each other all the time."
Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Spit 'em out, they're assholes!"
中文翻译
一位老师正和一群孩子一起活动，试图通过感官认知来拓宽他们的视野。她带来了一些救生圈糖果，说：“孩子们，请你们闭上眼睛尝尝这些。”
孩子们轻松地辨认出了樱桃、柠檬和薄荷的味道。然而，当老师给他们蜂蜜味的救生圈糖果时，所有孩子都被难住了。
“我给你们一个提示，”老师说，“这是你妈妈和爸爸可能经常互相称呼的东西。”
立刻，一个孩子把糖咳到了地上，大喊道：“快吐出来，它们是混蛋！”