English Original
An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk, looking completely stressed out.
He offers some advice: "For two weeks, I went home every afternoon and had my wife give me a blowjob. It was fantastic and really helped me relax. You should try it too!"
Two weeks later, the manager returns to the department and finds the same employee at his desk, now happy and full of energy. Faxes are piling up, and the computer is running at full speed.
"I see you followed my advice?" the manager asks.
"I did," the employee replies. "It was great! By the way, I didn't know you had such a nice house!"
中文翻译
一位部门经理来到办公室，看到一名员工坐在办公桌后，看起来压力山大。
他给出了建议：“连续两周，我每天下午都回家，让妻子给我口交。感觉棒极了，真的帮我放松了。你也应该试试！”
两周后，经理再次来到部门，发现那位员工正坐在办公桌前，看起来开心且精力充沛。传真堆积如山，电脑也在全速运转。
“看来你采纳了我的建议？”经理问道。
“是的，”员工回答。“效果很好！顺便说一句，我之前都不知道你家房子那么漂亮！”