English Original
A husband and wife were arguing. In a fit of anger, the husband picked up a nearby bottle and threw it at his wife. The bottle missed her, flew into the neighbor's house, and shattered a window.
Embarrassed, the couple went to apologize. Inside, they found a young man smiling on the couch. Before they could speak, he said, "I am a genie, trapped in that bottle for centuries. You have freed me. Ask for any three wishes, and they shall be granted. However, in return, you must fulfill one wish of mine."
Overjoyed, the couple immediately made their wishes.
"Millions of dollars in my account," said the husband.
"Done," replied the genie.
"Diamond jewelry filling all my vaults," said the wife.
"Done," said the genie.
"Luxury villas all over the world," the husband added.
"Done," said the genie.
"Now for my wish," the genie announced. "I have granted your three desires. My wish is to spend the night with your wife. It has been too long since I've been with a woman."
The couple was troubled, but the husband reasoned, "He's just a genie, and he has given us so much." The wife reluctantly agreed.
The genie and the wife shared a pleasant night.
In the morning, the genie said, "That was wonderful. How old is your husband?"
"He's thirty-five," replied the wife.
"My goodness!" exclaimed the genie. "And at thirty-five, he still believes in genies!"
中文翻译
一对夫妻正在争吵。盛怒之下，丈夫抄起手边的一个瓶子朝妻子扔去。瓶子没砸中妻子，却飞进了邻居家，打碎了一扇窗户。
夫妻俩感到十分尴尬，便前去道歉。进屋后，他们发现一个年轻人正微笑着坐在沙发上。没等他们开口，年轻人说道：“我是一个精灵，被关在那个瓶子里几百年了。你们释放了我。许下三个愿望吧，我都会实现。但作为回报，你们必须满足我的一个愿望。”
夫妻俩欣喜若狂，立刻许了愿。
“我要我的账户里有数百万美元，”丈夫说。
“如你所愿，”精灵答道。
“我要所有的保险库里都装满钻石珠宝，”妻子说。
“如你所愿，”精灵说。
“我要在世界各地都有豪华别墅，”丈夫补充道。
“如你所愿，”精灵说。
“现在轮到我的愿望了，”精灵宣布。“我已实现了你们三个愿望。我的愿望是和你的妻子共度一夜。我已经太久没有亲近过女人了。”
夫妻俩很为难，但丈夫劝说道：“他不过是个精灵，而且给了我们这么多东西。”妻子勉强同意了。
精灵和妻子度过了一个愉快的夜晚。
清晨，精灵说：“真是太美妙了。你丈夫多大了？”
“他三十五岁，”妻子回答。
“天哪！”精灵惊呼。“三十五岁了，他还相信有精灵！”