English Original
Little Johnny was out with his mother. Out of the blue, he asked, "Mommy, how old are you?"
His mother replied, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn that as you get older."
Little Johnny then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
His mother responded, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn that too."
Still curious, Little Johnny asked, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
His mother, a little annoyed, said, "Honey, that subject hurts me very much. I don't want to talk about it now."
Frustrated, Little Johnny sulked. Later, at a friend's house, he talked about the conversation. His friend suggested, "Just sneak a look at your mom's driver's license. It's like a report card; it tells you everything."
The next time they were out, Little Johnny exclaimed, "Mommy, I know how old you are! You're 32!"
Shocked, his mother asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"
Little Johnny shrugged. "I just know. And I know you weigh 130 pounds."
"Where did you learn that?" his mother asked again.
"I just know," said Little Johnny. "And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."
中文翻译
小约翰尼和妈妈一起外出。他突然问道：“妈妈，你多大了？”
妈妈回答说：“亲爱的，女人不谈自己的年龄。你长大了就会明白。”
小约翰尼接着问：“妈妈，你体重多少？”
妈妈回应道：“那是女人不谈的另一件事。你以后也会明白的。”
小约翰尼仍然很好奇，问道：“妈妈，你和爸爸为什么离婚了？”
妈妈有点恼火，说：“亲爱的，这个话题让我很伤心。我现在不想谈。”
小约翰尼很沮丧，闷闷不乐。后来，在一个朋友家，他谈起了这次对话。他的朋友建议道：“你偷偷看看你妈妈的驾照就行了。它就像成绩单，告诉你一切。”
下次他们外出时，小约翰尼大声说：“妈妈，我知道你多大了！你32岁！”
妈妈很震惊，问道：“宝贝，你怎么知道的？”
小约翰尼耸耸肩。“我就是知道。我还知道你体重130磅。”
“你从哪里知道的？”妈妈又问。
“我就是知道，”小约翰尼说。“而且我知道你和爸爸为什么离婚。你的‘性’科目得了‘F’。”