English Original
RING... RING...
Pick Up
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
"Uh, okay. Here's what I want you to do. Put the phone down, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay, Daddy. Just a minute."
A few minutes later, the girl returns.
"I did it, Daddy."
"And what happened, honey?"
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on, and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser, and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God! What about Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too. He was scared and jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom, and I think he's dead."
Long pause...
Longer pause...
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? What swimming pool? Is this 937-2819?"
中文翻译
铃...铃...
接起电话
"喂？"
"嗨，宝贝，是爸爸。妈妈在电话旁边吗？"
"不在，爸爸。她在楼上的卧室里，和弗兰克叔叔在一起。"
"呃，好吧。你照我说的做：把电话放下，跑上楼，敲敲卧室的门，然后喊‘爸爸的车刚开进车道了’。"
"好的，爸爸。等一下。"
几分钟后，小女孩回来了。
"我照做了，爸爸。"
"然后发生了什么，宝贝？"
"嗯，妈妈吓坏了，没穿衣服就从床上跳起来，尖叫着到处跑。然后她被地毯绊倒了，头撞在梳妆台上，现在她一动也不动了！"
"我的天啊！那弗兰克叔叔呢？"
"他也没穿衣服就从床上跳下来了。他也吓坏了，从后窗跳出去，掉进了游泳池。但我猜他不知道你上周把水放干清洗池子了。他撞到了池底，我想他死了。"
长时间的沉默...
更长的沉默...
然后爸爸说："游泳池？什么游泳池？这里是937-2819吗？"