A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out, they'd chuck me in."
一名海军军官落水了。他被一名甲板水手救起。军官问他该如何报答。
“最好的方式，长官，”甲板水手说，“就是对此事只字不提。如果其他伙计知道是我把您拉上来的，他们会把我扔下去的。”
A customer inquires about three parrots with vastly diffe...
A gambler humorously explains his loss of a $1000 bill by...
A speeding driver, caught despite being among many others...
Three doctors present their credentials to St. Peter at h...
Two men encounter a tiger in the jungle. One puts on runn...
Two racehorses lament their poor performance despite exce...
A father advises his son Jack to assert dominance in marr...
A Sunday school teacher asks children what good deeds wou...
A son asks to use the family car after meeting most of hi...
A humorous dialogue between Adam and Eve, where Adam's re...
A proud father arranges for George Bernard Shaw to hear h...
A humorous allegory explaining the human life stages thro...
A patient who drank gasoline is told by the doctor to sim...
A mother tells her son not to be selfish and to share his...
A story about a servant who ignores his master's order to...
A man's comical slip on a banana peel attracts opportunis...
A little girl, after confirming with her grandfather that...
The body's organs argue about leadership until the asshol...
A foolish young man squanders his inheritance and loses h...
A father uses a provocative thought experiment to teach h...