English Original
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady placed an ad in the classifieds: "Husband wanted."
The next day, she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A. The rest cheat in Canada.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
中文翻译
在一个鸡尾酒会上，一个女人对另一个说：“你的结婚戒指是不是戴错手指了？”
另一个回答：“是的，人也嫁错了。”
一位女士在分类广告栏登了一则广告：“征婚：寻丈夫。”
次日，她收到了上百封信。内容都一样：“我的可以给你。”
如果一个女人偷了你的丈夫，最好的报复就是让她留着。
在美国，80%的已婚男人会出轨。剩下的在加拿大出轨。
女人直到结婚才算完整，然后便完蛋了。
曾有女人说：“直到结婚我才知道什么是真正的幸福，但那时已经太晚了。”
婚姻是想象力对智力的胜利。