Only Once | 仅此一次

English Original

A novice lion tamer was being interviewed.

"I understand your father was also a lion tamer," the reporter queried.

"Yes, he was," the man replied.

"Do you actually put your head in the lion's mouth?"

"I did it only once," said the new tamer, "to look for Dad."


中文翻译

一位新手驯狮师正在接受采访。

记者询问道:“我听说您的父亲也曾是一位驯狮师。”

“是的,他是,”男子回答。

“你真的会把头放进狮子嘴里吗?”

“我只做过一次,”这位新驯狮师说,“为了找爸爸。”

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