A professor explains to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and many people overlook what they already have.
He says, "A person with a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as having sexual intercourse."
A student stands up and replies, "Professor, either you don't know how to screw, or I don't know how to poo."
一位教授向他的学生解释，快乐是一种心境，许多人忽视了他们已经拥有的东西。
他说：“一个真正懂得欣赏的人，能从一次顺畅的排便中获得与性交同等的愉悦。”
一名学生站起来回应道：“教授，要么是您不懂如何享受性爱，要么是我不懂如何享受排便。”
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