Dads a Lawyer | 爸爸是律师

English Original

While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted.

"My name is Joshua. What's yours?" asked the first boy.

"Adam," replied the second.

"My daddy is a doctor. What does your daddy do for a living?" asked Joshua.

Adam proudly replied, "My daddy is a lawyer."

"Honest?" asked Joshua.

"No, just the regular kind," replied Adam.


中文翻译

两个家庭在排队参观华盛顿纪念碑时,他们五岁的儿子互相认识了。

第一个男孩问:“我叫约书亚。你叫什么名字?”

“亚当,”第二个男孩回答。

约书亚问:“我爸爸是医生。你爸爸是做什么工作的?”

亚当自豪地回答:“我爸爸是律师。”

“诚实的(律师)吗?”约书亚问。

“不,就是普通的那种,”亚当回答。

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