Would You Marry Me Again? | 你会再嫁给我一次吗?

English Original

One evening, impressed by a meat entree his wife had prepared, the husband asked, "What did you marinate this in?"

The wife dropped her fork and launched into a heartfelt speech about how much she loved him and how life wouldn't be the same without him.

Seeing his confused expression, she inquired, "What did you ask me?"

When he repeated his question, she laughed and said, "I thought you asked me if I would marry you again!"

Later, as she was cleaning up the kitchen, the husband called out, "Hey, Hon, WOULD you marry me again?"

Without hesitation, she replied, "Vinegar and barbecue sauce."


中文翻译

一天晚上,丈夫对妻子准备的一道肉菜印象深刻,问道:“你是用什么腌的?”

妻子放下叉子,开始了一段深情的表白,讲述她有多么爱他,以及没有他生活会多么不同。

她一定是看到了丈夫脸上困惑的表情,于是问道:“你刚才问我什么?”

当丈夫重复了他的问题后,她笑着说:“我以为你问我是否愿意再嫁给你一次!”

后来,当她在厨房收拾时,丈夫喊道:“嘿,亲爱的,你愿意再嫁给我一次吗?”

她毫不犹豫地回答:“醋和烧烤酱。”

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